Funmike Roberts by Funke Roberts

#202 Apr 16, 2026

Beige erased your existence. Emerald filed your promotion.

Same woman. Same day. Different color. Completely different outcome.

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#201 Apr 13, 2026

Navy blue is draining your life force (slowly, politely)

It's not a "safe color." It's just quietly working against you.

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#200 Apr 9, 2026

30% of your wardrobe just got quietly executed overnight

If your clothes could talk, a third of them would beg you to let them go.

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#199 Apr 6, 2026

She didn't glow up; you've been visually misinformed

Nothing about her changed. Your eyes just finally saw her correctly.

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#198 Apr 5, 2026

Happy Easter from Funke Roberts 🧡

You can always begin again. A note on renewal, transformation, and fresh starts.

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#197 Mar 30, 2026

Waiting for “someday”? Spoiler: someday isn’t on the calendar.

Someday never comes...

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#196 Mar 27, 2026

Tomorrow | Your Zoom link is inside

Conversations with the Image Fixer starts in 24 hours...

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#195 Mar 26, 2026

Your brush isn’t lying. Your clothes are gossiping

It's not your technique. It's your colors...

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