Doug Bradford by Kelso Creeks

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πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ CLASSIFIED: Your Christmas Briefing Has Arrived

I promised not to spam you. Apparently, this qualified as a national emergency.


πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ OPERATION: REAL CHRISTMAS

CLASSIFIED CHRISTMAS INTELLIGENCE

AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY

If you're receiving this email, congratulations.

You're part of a highly selective group of Americans who voluntarily signed up to receive emails from a Christmas tree farmer.

A questionable decision, but I respect your commitment.

When you subscribed, I promised I wouldn't fill your inbox with useless emails.

I've kept that promise.


Unfortunately, the situation has escalated.


America continues to purchase plastic Christmas trees.

Somebody had to say something.

Apparently, that somebody was me.


🎬 OPERATION: BUY SOMETHING REAL

THE DIRECTOR'S CUT - EARLY ACCESS

I decided Kelso Creeks needed a Christmas commercial.

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